Who:
A Pennsylvanian transplant residing in San Diego for the past decade, he enjoys alcoholic beverages, sleep, and leveling his alts.

What:
A civilian contractor for the Navy, he spends the majority of his time explaining why he's better than you, garnering ideas for comics, and making bitter beer face.

Where:
A slightly taller version of the rockstar to the left, stupidpunk inhabits an oceanfront apartment in San Diego. He is tormented daily by his rockstar girlfriend & their abnormally large cat.